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Tail Demotivational Poster


ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!


THE CULPRIT IS FOUND -


TAGS: booze ****tails
Rating: 4.92/5

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Airman - November 3, 2011, 12:37 pm
I'll be able to sleep better now
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 9:16 pm
What's the lesson here? Oh yeah, Scotch on the Rocks - it even cures big head aches
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 8:06 pm
I just went through all my 250 posters. You're good.
Airman - November 2, 2011, 7:25 pm
this joke came in to me via email this am, so I made it a motifake.. I did not check to see if it had been done before.. so if I did, sorry.. just too lazy to check
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:25 pm
I think you stole my idea. Then again, I got so many posters I can't really tell for sure. 5L though.


COLLEGE HYGIENE -


TAGS: showers ponytails
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - August 29, 2011, 11:56 pm
And we have also noticed that you seem to be phoning it in, lower back-wise, lately. We were going to stage an intervention, Claire, but then we thought that getting you a new luffa would suffice. Enjoy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2011, 6:23 am
We know, We still have the cameras set up.
Claire - August 28, 2011, 5:21 am
Gross. GROSS. I'm happy to say I still shower every day.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:10 am
Buy the weigh ... baseball hats on dudes means only one thing. Because no dude does that after he's twenty to a full head of hair.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:07 am
Ooooh. I love this one. Partly because I'm conflicted. I totally love the look (baseball caps are even better), but I also immediately think that no chick does that to freshly washed hair.


LOVE - MONEY MAY BUY YOU A FINE DOG BUT ONLY LOVE CAN MAKE IT WAG ITS TAIL


TAGS: love dog animal tail wag
Rating: 4.66/5

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LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 9:41 am
Ilove dogs too....covered in BBQ sauce :) 5L for making me smile this morning
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:37 am
well thank you my friend, a merry christmas to you too. I love your avatar, by the way.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am

merry christmas sunny. at last you get a 5L from a huge dog lover.


LET THE GAMES BEGIN -


TAGS: ****tails hangover hunger games
Rating: 4.86/5

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Coop94stoker - December 1, 2012, 2:56 pm
Funny. My head hurts
Sho - March 30, 2012, 1:58 pm
I'm in as long I can have some orange juice instead
mariand - March 30, 2012, 1:24 pm
hahaha...where?...where?
Greeny - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm
lol Gary
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:10 pm
weekend?


CHOOSING TAIL(S) -




To All Customers -


TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L


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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


LIFE LESSON - Pay attention to details or get burned!




LOVE IS ETERNAL - O death, where is your sting? O grave, where is your victory? Death is illusion; life, eternal truth.




I LOVE ANIMALS - Meat Is Delicious. Murder Is Delicious!




MUSIC = LIFE - Life without music would be a mistake. - Nietzsche


TAGS: vik battaile
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 3, 2012, 12:07 am
Music is the doctor, makes you feel like you want to - Doobie Brothers


AMERICA'S FAVORITE DRUG - GIVEN ENOUGH COFFEE I COULD RULE THE WORLD




COURAGE - It has nothing to do with this picture.


TAGS: whale tail courage
Rating: 1.88/5

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db - September 25, 2008, 10:05 am
well then, touche sir


BACKFIRE -


TAGS: special retail managers haughty stuck up
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2015, 3:57 pm
It most certainly is, my friend.
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 8:19 am
sounds like experience, cynic...bitter experience


Attention Shoppers -




CERTAINTY -


TAGS: heads tails crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 1:43 pm
I'm Pretty happy I Picked Up On this Philosophy this Young. for me it's enjoy the f*** out of thirty years. 5ls
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 1:31 pm
Cotton candy likes it.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 12:58 pm

this hits true to home....I no longer take cholesterol medicine. I know everybody wanted to know that....right?
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 12:20 pm

awesome....as usual cranky...you prick lol.


GO AHEAD - Tailgate me, mother...




LOVEBIRDS - Okay, maybe he's taking that whole "til death do us part" thing a touch too far


TAGS: get tailfeather before she s cold
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 12:11 am
The tags are worth the price on this one. 5


RAISING A FLAP -


TAGS: trump bin laden suspicious details conspiracy
Rating: 4.57/5

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epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:39 pm
They took the DNA sample on the Carl Vinson which has 4 OR suites as well as tele-medicine capabilities. They probably flew the body from Kabul to CVN-70 in the Arabian Sea. No more than a 5hr flight
motinet - May 3, 2011, 10:31 am

Should have been a politifake poster


THE AMERICAN DREAM - I love animals. THEY'RE DELICIOUS.




THANKS FOR THE KISS, HONEY -




EMASCULATION -


TAGS: anybody seen my tail balance tightrope
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm
Whip it good! LOL...5L
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
LOL! Outrun the crack of that whip! 5L


THAT - Should put a stop to tailgaters


TAGS: tailgaters
Rating: 3.11/5

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THE ULTIMATE DETERRENT - in Tailgating


TAGS: motorcycle flames fire tailgating
Rating: 2.36/5

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ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:36 pm
Jeebuz


customers -


TAGS: worker retail customer service
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm
This poster would be great if it weren't for the f'ucking customers.
Silverheart - June 25, 2013, 3:17 pm

He's not even supposed to be here today! 5Ls for the Clerks pic
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:16 pm

Anyone who has ever worked retail knows this is the absolute truth~~~5LLLLL


"IF YOU HOLD A CAT BY THE TAIL" -




EVERYONE - IS SLIGHTLY SCHIZOPHRENIC...


TAGS: vik battaile
Rating: 4.67/5

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CPTinshano - December 14, 2012, 7:37 pm
Good, I thought i was the only one.


LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES, USE BIRTH CONTROL! -


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.11/5

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vbattaile - November 17, 2012, 8:57 am
Thanks
rerun - November 17, 2012, 8:56 am

Nice "V", welcome to the other side


ALWAYS BE YOURSELF -




TAILGATE PARTIES -


TAGS: tailgate parties raiders dancing
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
Magnificent.


SOCIAL NETWORK MEMES - Ride the coattails that drive your mind.




GO FLY A KITE -




LEFT SHOULDER - ARMS!! - DETAIL - HALT!




TAILGATING - Sometimes the best part of Gameday isn't the game.


TAGS: tailgate
Rating: 1.91/5

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agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 9:59 pm
How so? I see no food or cuties. Vegas, Chicago, San Diego, San Francisco, Dallas, Phoenix, New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey and Denver must be different. must be different.


BIG Dogs -




Joint Ventures -




rage -


TAGS: rage anger hate molotov ****tail
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 8:00 pm

;)
Cannabal - May 22, 2014, 6:24 pm
I love my work. And I love most of my fans.
lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:29 pm

Whew, I'm glad that's over...5L, regardless, Can Man.
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 4:21 pm
I thank you for your compliments, Gary, but quite frankly, I would be insulted to find that people just blindly voted on my posters without actually reading them. And besides, I always respond to my fanmail, because I'm a Motifaker who cares.
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 4:21 pm
I thank you for your compliments, Gary, but quite frankly, I would be insulted to find that people just blindly voted on my posters without actually reading them. And besides, I always respond to my fanmail, because I'm a Motifaker who cares.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:18 am
Cannabal, I’m surprised you got so rankled….or is it at yerself. Heh heh, the poster bears a bit of irony now don’t it. Love ya, Cannabal dude. Keep on keepin’ on.
GaryO - May 21, 2014, 9:18 am
Create over one hundred superior posters, all flawless, all worthy of high ratings, but cook one sock, and what do they call ya?
pzykosiz - May 21, 2014, 5:58 am
you'll find that grammatical consistency and fluid syntax are praised highly on this site
Cannabal - May 21, 2014, 12:43 am
If you don't like my poster, then vote it down. And if you want grammatical consistency and fluid syntax, then the last place you should be is on the godd'amn internet.
cicilia - May 21, 2014, 12:01 am
Read your sentence on the poster again. You left out "you". "How long are willing" doesn't make any sense. It suppose to be "How long are you willing". Proofreading makes all the difference.
Cannabal - May 20, 2014, 9:52 pm
No I didn't. It's right there at the end of the sentence, you Dumphque.
Cannabal - May 20, 2014, 9:52 pm
No I didn't. It's right there at the end of the sentence, you Dumphque.
EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:09 pm
Perhaps you can tell us. After all, you're the one that left "you" out of your sentence.


PROCRASTINATION - At some point, I'll put the same effort into doing work as I put into avoiding it.




DETAIL -


TAGS: detail yes i meant to do that
Rating: 4.92/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 6:16 pm
I know, the artist/ sculpture of these is insane. Here is more of his work. http://izismile.com/2010/07/30/creative_pencil_sculptures_17_pics.html
GreyScorpion - July 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
it wouldn't be a FP without it. very nice 5L. excellent pic by the way, just excellent
rerun - July 30, 2010, 5:24 pm

The pencils on the top right & bottom left don't have metal bases.....there, I found the error. Love this one


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE


TAGS: vik battaile
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 7:30 pm
Drop this one over at digmydog too.


Dear California Bailiffs -


TAGS: courtroom bailiff california retail managers
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:17 pm
Thank you, some family lived back east for a few years. I even got the accent down.
Oldsod - May 19, 2014, 9:26 pm
Hell...you get 5L for the correct spelling of "y'all." Impressive work, for a Yankee! Oh, and the rest of the poster was spiffy, too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 2:29 pm
Maybe . . . ;-)
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 1:47 pm
Let me guess crotchety...you work at a pharmacy with a surplus of little blue wonder pills?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 12:17 pm
Thank you, Greybeard :-)
Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 7:12 am
Ha Ha Ha. 5 life sentences and favorited...


Its Newton's Fault -




Holiday Retail Madness -




I JUST FLEW IN BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED -


TAGS: pea**** bird tail
Rating: 4.56/5

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Cloudchaser - April 28, 2011, 10:06 pm
Now I have Right Here Right Now stuck in my head (not to be confused with Van Halen's Right Now)


METICULOUS -


TAGS: detail work pride peep
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:17 pm
Excellent. Don't look down... 5 knotted sphincters.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 10:27 am
ROR! 5L


SOCIAL EXPERIMENT -




corporate managers -


TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm

Good one, Cynic!~~5L


STEALING CAN BE MURDER - This is the moment a three-meter long crocodile hauled himself out of a river and tried to steal a kill from some very angry lions.




THE GS 1L MOTI SHORTS OF DEATH -


TAGS: found at a local retail store on the sale rack and there were lots
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been a**imilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.


DISGUISE - You look like an angel. Walk like an angel. Talk like an angel. But I didn't see The devil in your eyes


TAGS: watch the tail
Rating: 4.1/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
th5nks ?
gas - February 4, 2012, 1:01 pm
nice1!


Experience -


TAGS: bush tail
Rating: 2.92/5

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FREE HUGS - Are For Poor People! Stand By Your Wealth!




Your car -


TAGS: start parts lots details apart
Rating: 2.36/5

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thebaron - March 18, 2009, 9:04 pm
no...it looks like all the pieces are there.
pro - November 23, 2008, 11:01 am
Does Ikea make cars now?


CINEMA BAR - 'Cos the wife thinks your drinking pints of Fosters




Um, no -


TAGS: aircraft tailnumber fail
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 5, 2016, 3:00 am
UP yours
Silverheart - October 4, 2016, 10:12 pm

I don't think it matters, you'll probably end up the same place, ^_^


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